An angry martini

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The poor kitty, but what a perfect picture. Like a hand drawn vampire kitty.


It’s angry because it’s missing the olive

Olive it very much!



I said stirred, not shaken.


If u try to drink it you will taste blood (yours)


I don’t know any cat that likes those cones, but this is the first one i see that is one with the dark side, full of hate, rage and fury


“I’ll fucking kill you! You traitor! You disloyal bitch! When I get out of this abominable binding you’re deader than your mom, your mom who’s burning in hell! I hate you! You’re actually already dead to me!”

as soon as the cone comes off:

“You’re a dick. don’t touch me. what’s for dinner”

I make light but what a poor kitty that looks so stressful


Just give me one little chance


Ah, yes, the MADtini.



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