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I am grateful for one thing that musk has done, he made me realize that muscle implants are a terrible idea. He looks boxy because he gained so much weight after getting ab and chest gender affirming care
ProbablyUnwisehe has muscle implants? do you have a source on that?
Nope. Just noticed the funny torso conforming to pec and ab* implants
ChakravantiMeth doesn’t count as a muscle implant unless you take it to the gym. Even once.
The real question is when not washing because you don’t even exercise, ever, even when having “sex,” regardless what happens as a “result,” is it fElonous to stink so much, people die, en masse?
AxolotlI’ve heard that he probably took steroids without doing any exercise (I don’t know much about that stuff, but apparently that’s one of the side effects that steroids can cause if you don’t exercise)
I’m glad this caricature captures his “I can afford stacks but am too lazy to train” body.
Bezos sucks but at least he’s putting in the effort to make the gear show out.
Atelopus-zeteki*not a trillionaire
why’s he the richest man in history and still look like that?
some people around here are saying muscle implants. ive heard others claim his big barrel torso is from human growth hormone (hgh) abuse. its one of the hormones people use for enhancing athletic performance but it causes stuff like hands and feet growing, ribs growing, and some other undesirable stuff. its particularly obvious in him because it looks like he did pretty much zero training, so he basically got all side effects. chuds think you can just take peds and get swole for free, but you need to eat a particular diet to support the muscle growth as well as to maintain it, and you wont get nearly as good results if you dont train. clearly khole mcgee here isnt counting macros or hitting the gym.
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
Ricky RigatoniHis tits look like a cybertruck
IDK, I doubt there’s any iron in his blood, Atall.
Now that you mention it he does look anemic as hell.
The only real curiosity is how meth functions on all that Silly Cone. I think it take a very careful handling of that C/Z/Xeno propain handling.
DigitHEY HEY HEY! Would all of you quit it with all your negativity…
The billionaires trillionaires[1] will have it trickle down soon.
Trust them.
…
Maybe they care.
/s >:C
[1: *updates spellcheck dictionary*]
How long til you realize that this comic was not exaggerating about what they all meant by “fed.”
And you thought that was an acronym…
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I like the design choice to shape his torso as a cybercuck
As illustrated below, it’s his peck implants that migrated and his fat.
you are starving ? but there is food standing right in front of you !
I wouldn’t recommend that. At that point Musk probably embalmed with ketamine