Xbox live days were wild

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Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

Or ever for that matter


Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!


Look at this air kisser here.

I bet he likes kissing Earth Atmo 1



somehow gender affirming bigotry

r/AccidentalAlly

– (you don’t need to browse Reddit, there’s a YouTuber called The Click who reacts to subreddits)



Rule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind.

Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.

It’s hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she’s so large we’re all inside of her right now.

It seems your mother has vored us all


I thought she was one of the 4 elephants.

Nah, that’s his sisters. Mums the turtle





Today, this message would be sent by another gay transfem


Well ACTUALLY girls find me repulsive so how about that


Maybe the sender thinks they’re talking to a Soviet anti-tank missile from the 1970s.

Looks like an early attempt at 1337 speek for 9KILL




Used to know a guy who got banned off xbox live for sending a similar message about trading him park place in the monopoly video game.

i bet you pass go, tophat



The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?

My mom is dead. Did you use your pee pee on a ouija board?

Edit: Please tell her I love her and miss her every day.



Kissing girls doesn’t make you quick scope better

The truth is actually far worse. Cooties slow you down.



Kiss girls, am girl, am gay, fagot?

I do love a good fire tbf


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