Holy Q2 numbers not looking good

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“Gods tend to be more interested in prophets, not profits, a-ha.”

There were some blank looks from his fellow directors.
“Didn’t quite get that one, old chap,” said Stowley.
“Prophets, I said, not profits,” said Gilt. He waved his hand. “Don’t worry yourselves, it will look better written down.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal



Nice! Would this be a dad joke as well?

Possibly! Gonna crosspost it to !dadjokes@lemmy.world just to be sure!



as someone seeing this at night that image is creepy.


Nonbelievers are needed for an Apocalypse. Otherwise who should be punished? Prophets should rejoice.

god loves punishing the innocent, though, so that’s really not a big problem for him.



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My dream to have a world full of inteligent people




How anal retentive¹ is it of me to cringe on reading that and get the urge to write “fewer” in place of “less” on the screen with a sharpie?


¹ Does “anal retentive” have a hyphen?

¹ Does “anal retentive” have a hyphen?

Depends on how far up your ass the stick is.



In my lifetime it’s been the Popes who have been the most honourable religious leaders. I like the current Pope a great deal.

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How do you feel about the Germans and the Japanese?




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