RetroFedMeet Justin Beaver, a rescued orphan who's eager to build dams out of toys!
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He gonna sing a hypnotic pop song and get into a music battle with Love Patrol Dreamboat Alpha?
Who’s Justice Beaver?
By now all the members of the pop-group sensation have faded into the woodwork, but Justice Beaver and Justin Beaver still hang out on occasion. Sporty Beaver went in for all-over body deodorant ads and built a dam fortune, Baby Beaver’s doing 5-to-10 and is on a watch list, and Posh Beaver changed his name and face and now tours the world under the name of his secret love. No one knows his secret, but we all do.