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There’s a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
No corncerns..
The internet is for corn
Why you think the ’net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
Everyone’s a little bit maysist
I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.
Artificial scarcity
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week’s corn ration
I will savor its germ
There’s a colonel of truth to this
More like a brigadier general of truth.
Soy loco por los cornball
Bullshit. I’m an American, do you know how much corn we have?
Pop it
With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I’ve got 2 corns.
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.
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There’s a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
No corncerns..
The internet is for corn
Why you think the ’net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
Everyone’s a little bit maysist
I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.
Artificial scarcity
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week’s corn ration
I will savor its germ
There’s a colonel of truth to this
More like a brigadier general of truth.
Soy loco por los cornball
Bullshit. I’m an American, do you know how much corn we have?
Pop it
spoiler
With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I’ve got 2 corns.
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.