The Killdozer
This is actually real. Story of the Killdozer
June 4, 2004
When Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, Colorado, reached a dead-end in his fight with the local zoning commission, the logical response would have been to petition them once again and await a future reply from them. After all, Marvin Heemeyer was known to have been a logical man, so it was expected that he would have taken a logical approach.
Instead, Marvin Heemeyer went home, outfitted his Komatsu D355A bulldozer with armored plates, a layer of concrete, and bulletproof plastic, and drove it through the town in a rampage, knocking down 13 buildings and causing $7 million worth of damage with his makeshift “killdozer.”
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Cracked had a good rundown of the messy details.
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It was moving slow enough that everyone had time to get out of fhe way. It isn’t like he drive it 60mph jnto the buildings, nor did he go on a shooting spree.
Yes, he did a bad thing. No, we don’t have to wail about how everything anyone does that we don’t like is a danger to children or ‘what if someone got hurt’. We can just focus on how it was a bad thing on its own.
If he busted through walls at random, he could easily hit a person on the toilet who didn’t know he was coming.
Do you not have experience feeling the approaching killdozer’s furious rumble through the porcelain and your ballsack??
Also the terletwater was probably looking like the glass of water in Jurrasic Park, admire the view once and a while jeez
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
I wonder how long it took the town government to reject another citizen’s rezoning proposal after this event?
I don’t think this guy was being reasonable
That was a quote from his manifesto.
This account is much different than the one I read back closer to when it happened. There’s no way to know what’s real anymore.
This dude was a special snowflake conservative who thinks the government owes him a free sewage system on his undeveloped lot.
Later someone bought the land he had been trespassing on as a shortcut, so he raged out that he didn’t get a payday from it.
I’m always amazed how much this story changes every time I check in on it.
The first rendition I heard, he was selling his land to a company that was going to build a mall. That was going to be a big boon for his automotive & welding shop, as it would bring a lot of new business to the area. As the sale was nearing completion, the buyer revealed they weren’t actually going to build a mall, instead they were building a concrete plant. That would have the opposite result for Heemeyer’s business, so he balked and increased the price. The buyer decided to play hardball and instead used the city council to put pressure on him, which they did by cutting his sewage lines & declaring his property uninhabitable.
That’s a very different story than what was posted above. And it’s fascinating how slowly the narrative has changed. The ‘build a mall’ portion disappeared first. Then the sewage lines were never there, he was always supposed to build a septic tank. The latest addition I see is now he has firearms as well and is shooting at power transformers. I wonder what will be adapted in the next cycle.
Honestly the entire story about that man is fucked up. And you honestly also barely know what’s true. There’s the city officials, who are telling one story, and then there are people close to heemeyer who tell another story. I don’t think we’re ever gonna hear about the truth.
Eh, Heemeyer was an asshole. He was given a few different perfectly reasonable resolutions and refused them all.
According to the city, he was an asshole. According to other people, the city was being bribed by the construction company (or whatever it was) to basically strongarm him out of his property. And with all the knowledge I have about corporate america, especially in times where the exact same thing happens for datacenters, I’m in no position to certainly say that that’s a lie.
I can’t imagine being angry enough to do what he did. Given that he did this and then took his own life when the killdozer got stuck, it seems he wasn’t well mentally. So perhaps that was the reason.
honestly, he was probably pretty mentally fit.
you destroy an entire town out of spite and you think you’re just getting arrested?
the man would have fell down a flight of stairs in a one floor police station and be found dead floating in a lake only for it to be called a suicide.
there are some crimes against society that can’t go unpunished and his suicide was the final “fuck you, won’t do what you tell me”.
Given his why, he was defo not mentally fit.
https://youtu.be/Yvl_7_Up7zU
Everyone gets the story of Killdozer wrong. It was poop all along.
Anything but psychotherapy.
I’m surprised they didn’t just let him get away with it for being such a bad ass
They did. He shot himself. He actually sealed himself in before it started, so it was a suicide mission the whole time.
They probably could have stopped him a bit sooner by taking a grenade to the radiator..
…that would involve the police tossing grenades in clear view of the public. Even they don’t want that liability.
Climb on top the thing and drop just one grenade right behind the bucket, in front of the radiator.
That would also block like ~90% of the shrapnel, and with any luck, take out not only the radiator but the engine too.
No reason to go willy nilly tossing grenades at it, I mean hell, they did climb on top of it while he was still driving it to look for an entrance..
You sound like someone who believes they’d win in a fight with a bear.
If I had a grenade … yeah, probably …
Pretty sure he welded himself inside it.
Something like that yeah. He built the ~22 ton outer bulletproof shell with 22 tons of thick steel plate metal and concrete. He built it on some sort of hanging hoist over the bulldozer, only to be lowered once he was ready to go cause the destruction he did. He designed it without an entrance nor exit, it was a suicide mission and he knew it.
What finally brought his rampage of destruction to an early end was when the bulldozer ran over some of the debris of his carnage, that some chunk of debris managed to bust the radiator, which ultimately took out the engine. So, clearly the radiator was a weak point all along..
My thought regarding a grenade wasn’t about trying to take the dude out directly, but rather to disable the bulldozer and go from there.
If you haven’t seen the documentary movie about it, you really should…
Tread - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZK9XthMZ1w
did you know that he not only had cameras on the outside to see a full 360° view, but had gunner slots where he had enough ammunition inside to hold off the police for at least a day?
Yes, yes I did. But even with 360° view, he still had somewhat limited shooting angles through the gunner slots..
But you make a mighty fine point. What’s the best defense against a homemade bulldozer tank with nothing but cameras to see from and drive with? Spray paint the cameras..
The thing had more than one weak point they could have used to their advantage…
Grenades aren’t exactly standard issue police equipment.
Okay, let’s pretend we don’t live in 2026.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militarization_of_police
But this was in 2004 right? Regardless, you got a homemade tank tearing down your town, what do?
I bet they had some grenades around, but were half busy pissing their pants while making the situation more complicated than necessary.
Fuck, they coulda just dumped 20 gallons of paint on it via helicopter to blind his cameras…
Most police departments also don’t generally have helicopters and paint bombs.
The real world isn’t GTA where you get a 5-star rating and suddenly all the cops can instantly appear with missile launchers and shit.
I work for a small city in the same building as the police department. And yeah, they have AR-15s and body armor now, but grenades and helicopters are a different story. They’d have to get the closest major city, or more likely the National Guard to deliver that kind of firepower.
And it’s not that the police didn’t try whatbthey could in this case. They jumped on top of the machine, and even dropped a flashbang (which SWAT teams do have) into the stovepipe to try and disable it.
The governor reportedly considered sending in the national guard with an attack chopper, but a hellfire missile does a lot of damage and theocal decision to try and block his escape from the hardware store with a different dozer worked. He wasn’t able to back out after ramming the shop, and was forced to try and drive through, getting stuck in the process.