At least Info Wars finally got a host who rules

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Tim is going to do that voice so long it’s going to accidentally become his real voice

Or he’s going to lose his voice entirely

OH! Then he can parody MetaFilter’s own plannedchaos Scott Adams, who lost his ability to speak for about three years.




That the guy who popped like a balloon?

Yes, I saw the footage.

We all did, brother. We saw the TRUTH

Be vigilant, new evidence shows there’s an impostor trying to pass as him!

Classic Ozymandian Lizard Mole propaganda - sorry you fell for it frankly.

They use poisoned deer blood as ink to print the McDonald’s wrappers, as you handle them, the contact strips your DNA and then your identity, as well as your gender. These are all then able to be reassigned with the use of a Pepsi freestyle machine. Pepsi backwards is ispep, rotate the “p"s 180° and they turn into “d"s, which then spell “isded”. Meaning anyone who opposes this plan is dead.

Thats why i always take my “Silver Gun Man Elixer” pills, which provide a 112% man protection strong boost. I sell these and they have two ingredients - mold bread and a rare herb called “isNOTded” that counteracts the effects, AND that’s why I’m immune, and that’s why you can be as well if you use promo code “WHET_FHART” to purchase a pallet right now.






You forgot they’re also the last Christian

we could only hope 😌



I’M A PIONEER, I’M AN EXPLORER, I’M A HUMAN AND I’M [CENSORED]
I’M ANIMATED, MY HEART’S BIG
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO FIGHT!
I LIKE TO [BEEP]
I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN
I GOT A LIFEFORCE, IT’S GOT HOT [CENSORED] GOING THROUGH IT FAST!
I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!
I’M A THROWBACK
I SET FIRES EVERYWHERE
I’M A HUMAN, AND I’M [*cumin*] (ba-ding)




It’s really sad that he recently exploded from eating too many burgers



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