Give the People What They Want

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FYI, this is the CEO of Sticker Mule. He’s a fascist piece of shit

Wonderful, a specific company to boycott forever!

Politics aside, it’s a terrible company to work for. I interviewed there a few years back, and they gave me real bad vibes with the usual buzzwords: “we’re a family,” “looking for a rockstar,” etc. I ghosted them when they tried to get me in for a second interview.

A buddy of mine ended up getting the job instead. He was there for eighteen months, said it was the worst mistake of his professional life.

Cant imagine a company lead by a MAGA Proud Boy would be a good place to work.




On ballotopedia, he cites Roger Stone (an historic bigot and piece of shit) as an endorsement.

The guy with the Nixon back tattoo? 🤣



I was so hoping this was satire. Thank you for disabusing me of that mistake…

It is satire, but he is a fascist shitstain for real, and he is the Republican running for NY-21.

Then that’s good satire.




Wait, this is real?

He is real and running for NY 21. The flyer is satire.



I wouldn’t assume he’s on this flyer by choice.



The eagles at the bottom give me a massive reichsadler vibe

Matter of fact, it is the same god damn eagle

Reichsadler of the third reich (Swastika cut off because fuck them)

Eagle at the bottom

smh. fookin’ dog whistlers. As an anarcho-passivist I’d really rather not have to punch nazis, but it’s getting to the point where it seems particularly necessary, and unavoidable.

No, don’t punch them, no one should touch a nazi.

Use a gun or rotten eggs for social distancing instead!

Maybe a second circumcision would be fitting?


Give them a little decoration on their foreheads so everyone knows who they are

Thats a damn good deal!



ooh, ick, you have a point there.



That kind of talk can get you banned from reddit!



The head is a little different. Other than that, yeah it’s the same thing.





I find those eagles really suspect


How many hours of the day does the ultra right-wing spend thinking about penises?

The same amount they think about gay sex, 24 hours.



I can’t tell if this is authentic or satire

If it’s satire, it’s really close to the line. So close, that I wouldn’t be surprised if right-wing propagandists ran with it, just to prove a point. After all, if a big enough group of crazies rally behind something like this, they’d be stupid not to.


I’m leaning satire. If you poke around his site enough, you’ll get rickrolled.

There also seems to be no such thing as “The American Foundation for Heritage-Based Circumcision”.

Evidently he guy is a fascist though, according to further up in the thread

This feels like them trying to “it’s just a joke” a topic into local public discourse.



Also, the Donate button goes to the Immigrant Defense Fund.

I can name at least 1 worse IDF those donations could be going to.



That’s not his site. This is his official campaign site. He’s a republican running in New York’s district 21.^[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections_in_New_York#District_21] The flyer pictured in the post and the website on the flyer are a parody by someone else.



I think it is satire. Very good satire. The proud boys, of which he is very affiliated, are very anti-circumcision for reasons that should be obvious.

reasons that should be obvious.

They are not.

I’m guessing they think circumcision is strictly a Jewish thing and, as Nazis, the don’t stand for it

About 50% of Americans are circumcised. They would have to be incredibly stupid to believe it’s strictly a Jewish thing. So it tracks.

Proud boys are not known for their logic, just bigotry.


It’s a Jewish Communist Conspiracy to make all penises jewish. The foreskins are the source of their power (1 Samuel 18:26-27)

I wish the illuminati were communists, the world would be in much better shape if that were true.

Also, is that why Epstein & Associates was collecting foreskins? Or were those strictly for cooking?



They are famously incredibly stupid.






I was thinking the same thing. This seems like a bit. Theres no fucking way this is real.

Loads of americans mutilate kids, but this seems to be a parody.



Well, in another comment they mention that he is a far right loonie. So maybe not that satirical after all.



“My parents mutilated me, so I want it for everyone else too, so it remains normal and I don’t have to think about it and can feel superior to all those ignorant intact-dick-owners.”


Stinky ass motherfuckers when asked to wash their dick:


This and piercing baby ears should be child abuse it should be the choice of the person when they get older

and intersex mutilation

DO NOT MUTILATE THE GENITALS OF CHILDREN

I want to mutilate the genitalia of elderly people. Is that okay with you?




I dunno, after perusing the website, I’m sold!

I’m so sold I’m gonna go get circumcised a second time!

https://www.constantinocongress.com/




Is it any coincidence that he’s delicately grasping the microphone by the head?

He prefers a gentle touch to a solid grip.

Easier to aim the stream of piss at your mouth, or so I heard.



He sounds like they did not only cut off a part off his dick, but also off his brain.


Whelp I’m glad I got rid of the thing before he came to power


It’s the latest craze. The ladies love it!


Thanks, but I was aiming for the hangman.



Fuck a circumcision candidate, I want a candidate who will take my unwanted hog and gimme a hemi powered pussy


“Moral hygiene” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


Fuck GM

Wow “jokes” about something that is still legal and harming and traumatising people is so funny… 😔

Confine this to the fetish/fantasy communities please

It’s not really funny, but IMHO important to never stop complaining about it. Maybe it helps to get new parents pondering if they maybe should not mutilate their infants for incredibly stupid reasons. I can’t imagine the whole of the USA being that intellectually challenged.

Hiding such things in niche echo-chambers is not helpful. I just assume OP did post it to make fun of stupidity and ignorance.

Isn’t this post promoting mutilation though? If it was anti mutilation I would agree with you

I assumed anti because of covering up the QR-code. But - in hindsight - could also be pro…in which case I would agree with you.

The flyer is satirical. The candidate himself is real, a fascist CEO who won the Republican primary for NY district 21. It’s meant to mock the candidate. It is not actually supporting circumcision.






I doubt he’s the first ‘pro circumcision’ candidate, but he’s likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.

he’s likely the first one to spend his whole campaign talking about other peoples dongs.

Bush Republicans beat this guy to the punch decades ago, with their fixation on prohibiting sodomy



so brave of him to put his face on nazi propaganda


But is he crazy enough to violate dress code rules by jumping into a pool while wearing a suit?


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