stay hydrated🙏

I can always tell a violet post before seeing the username

I would never position myself under a glass of water, let alone raise my chin. I drink my water in the straightest way possible, from a long hard thick moist straw like a real man.

A group of subs should be called a puddle

Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut

Im already horny all the time. How am i supposed to live my life if i sexualise even the things im bad at (like regulary drinking water i guess 😐)

that’s why after i take a drink i make sure sure to make that refreshed sound of the tonque click into “aaaaahhhh.”

i make sure do it even more loudly at restaurants so everyone knows how tasty the water there is.

I always thought “hydrohomies” (and other phrases for the same group) should have been called Water Sluts.

Missed opportunity, really

I ain’t no water slut I will die of thirst.

What about food?

Most humiliation stuff makes me want to die.