real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented
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Spitting facts!
Thou shall say it and not spray it.
I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.
Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?
Velvet. Has to be Velvet.
But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?
That’s totally okay, you don’t have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.
(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don’t look anything remotely like sex at all.)
– Frost
<3
(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)
Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?
I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!
…¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I’m afraid
😭
Don’t worry friends, I know what you’re all looking for now and I’ve got my top guy on it.
@altman@fedinsfw.app got anything for us?