Need that someone

Boil? You’re suppose to sous vide and then sear at the end smh

this is the real counterculture. you thought pineapple was profane, look upon this and despair.

Everything reminds me of her

BOIL THEM MASH THEM STICK EM IN A STEW

Wait a minute. Pizza stew? Is that how they make minestrone ???

[ABJECT DISTRESS]

This is a crime against humanity.

ಠ_ಠ

What international crime is this person doing on that stove?????

I don’t know how I know this but I think they’re British. They boil fucking everything before eating it and even season pies with water.

Br*tish people seasoning with water

This reminds me of those videos a couple years ago - “what I cook for my blue collar husband” - where it looks like she’s trying to kill him with sugar, oil, and salt.

Hey, hey–throw a couple of hot dogs in there, what are you doin’?

Mmm, pizza broth… Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?