RetroFedbrains on autopilot
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I relate to this one, like half of the posts or comments I make are edited because i just always find a way to forget something or make a spelling error lol
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super cool post
Super cool comment lowleveldata
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You can tell it’s real by the different font sizes
Or it could be stitched together
Fellas help me out with that Lemmyrizz, what is the appropriate response if a girl sends you this
“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”
100%
Let your eyeballs pop out of your head, your tongue unfurl onto the floor, your heart beat through your chest and spring back inside, all while either howling, whistling, or going with the classic “YEAH, BABY!”
This has worked for me literally every single time.
I usually drop to my hands and knees, panting with my tongue out and banging a fist on the floor.
Absurd could be taken the wrong way though
You say ‘hubba hubba’.
I fumbled a threesome like this. I was balls to the wall fucked up on a green dragon tincture, three droppers full. I got a pic from two acquaintances kissing and was like “damn, seems like you both are having fun”. Wasn’t until later that that someone told me what they were trying to do. Even later on I found out I may or may not be autistic.
I dunno man, I’ve watched too many movies where a couple of hotties seduce a dude and then it turns into horror. Don’t rule out that the acquaintances were just messing with you.
This feels like the start to the movie Obsession.