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Is Mitch McConnell Dead?
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BrikoXhttps://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/is-mitch-mcconnell-dead
The big terrarium in the sky beckons
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if so, i hope he suffered and felt eternal horror on the way out
So, is it a plug shaped like a taco, or a plug for a taco so it doesn’t loose all the filling when you lift it to your mouth? 🤔
Because if it’s the former, I think insertion into Bitch McConnell sideways would grant your wish.
you. i like you. i get a lot of “what” questions but you’re the first to consider the beauty of what’s being engineered and i appreciate you for that.
They’re refurbishing him with cyborg implants to return as the sixty-million-dollar turtle.
Did he ever live?
has been for 20 years. Viagra for turtles
One can hope!
Schrödinger’s Senator
Do
Holden BloodfeastLindsey Graham next!Only if all the horcruxes are destroyed
Who found his phylactery?
The gates of hell opening for Mitch caused this heatwave
put him in a mausoleum with endless trump speeches on loop. happy 250 zombie