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Colonel is one of those words that is difficult to spell correctly until you’ve read it like a hundred times. Actually I find lieutenant even worse.
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American legends be like
American legends be like “and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white.” (*The Book of Mormon*, so i am told)
CarlJr? The god of Trackmania?
🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶
The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:

Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:

The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.
No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he’s like in real life.
From my memory: everything you wish your grandpa was.
YMMV, but my grandfather (on my mother’s side - I never new the one on my father’s side - we called him ‘Pa’) was one of the most inspirational men I’ve ever known. A true gentleman by every definition of the word. Miss you, Lionel.
Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the ‘they’ for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.
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In the eastern versions the son is named Hardee
Out here, he’s called Sonic. In the Midwest, they have a dog, named Arby, but he doesn’t bark much on account of him being horse.
Long John Silvers.
Word to the wise, fellow poors everywhere: don’t eat them, fertilize with them. Solve hunger and poverty worldwide, instead. 🤘🏼🤗
That’s the guy who captains their private yacht.
Which would be fine if they sold the $5 Guacamole Bacon Burger (back when it was good), but they didn’t. What the hell, Carl Karcher!? People in the east half of the US like guac too!
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