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Finger pinching conspiracy theory
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Must be confusing for Canadian tourists for whom that hand gesture means “I’m crushing your head.”
This guy terrified Toronto in the 90s.
No one could stop him. Not even the guy who squished faces
first thing I thought of XD
Same, I was hoping the conspiracy theory was that the Earth is currently being pinched between the fingers of a galactic-sized business person on their lunch break.
Hey, some of us down here watched that show too :)
I’ll just leave this here…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGwAg4oX6U
I can confirm that I’m confused for the same reason
My other thought would be that they’re doing a tiny violin
Man, that is some fragile masculinity. Tiny dicks and glass balls.
Glass? More like styrofoam balls
Styrofoam is too durable. Their nuts are made of aerogel. Both more insubstantial AND ALSO brittle.
Wow, that is… some serious mental problem.
The fingers are closer together in the second one
It happened twice in maplestory, a character got reworked and got new art
Kids in the Hall would beg to differ.
As a dude with a tiny penis … once I gave up trying to please women that whole game, conspiracy or not, don’t matter to me.
It took a long time for me to love such a short dick. But it is mine. And it ain’t for you.
The essence of love ain’t about da cock.
I’ve said it before and I will say it again. It’s not about your dick. It’s about the dick your dick is attached to.
Telling you now. A woman - and probably a guy - will appreciate a tongue far better than a dong.
And above all that: respect and communication.
🤭🤏
If men with tiny penises didn’t want me to do the gesture, they shouldn’t ride my bumper when I’m in the right lane going 10 over the speed limit.
If only they could set the gesture. They can’t see anything close to ground level in their pristine raised pickup trucks with double rear tires.
There was an Australian anti speeding ad that had exactly this gesture.
Edit: I looked it up & the gesture was totally different. Huh.
Different gesture but the exact same intent.
That’s great, I love it.
Why does this link to the article for fragile ego?
Anyone who believes in this conspiracy has a tiny dick
Related: Gacha Games and the Korean gender war - Moon Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Im4YAMWK74
It’s a pretty interesting dive into a bit of Korean history and how their extremely conservative culture, plus a bunch of equivalent 4channers, made a stupid lie become “reality”. Also a bit on how/why they are culturally accepting of people spending money in p2w games
part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woB0eecbf6A
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I am offended!
Is this south korea’s gamergate?
I am crushing your head!
Hilarious. Small penis energy for the win.
Fragile masculinity strikes again!
Actually it’s old men in pointy hats.
Men are not okay lol