Watching the World Cup

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Free coffee!

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they weren’t referring to coffee. 😏



If Colombia wins, free empanadas!

I don’t know if this is bait, but it’s “Colombia”.

Just autocorrect screwing me again. Fixed now.


Happy cake day!



Or plain unseasoned areppas … I do not miss colombian breakfast



What when the USA wins? Free “I can’t breathe”?

Free bullet!


Free freedom

Free dumb?

That’s already free on Twitter daily.




Nah you get an “opportunity” to get experience to work an unpaid internship at a multi-million dollar corporation to put on your resume.



I was thinking fried chicken but yeah, maybe a gun?

if America is giving out free guns, technically everything else is on the house.




If china wins, free Tibet?

That’s awesome. I’ve always wanted a Tibet.


I don’t think tibet is real in that case…?



Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.


Counter offer:

Haja alguém com cultura aqui!

PORTUGAL CARALHO



free hippos!

Kill the Colombian hippos



Free cocainum!!!!!!!!

As yes, the deep concainum mines where most of the world’s cocaine ore comes from. How could I forget?



I had no idea what this was referring to until I saw the comments

Columbian chicks are hot!


Free coffee baby!



Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.


If Sweden wins, free surströmming!

🥹 kanelbullar were right there



If Norway wins, free smalahove!


What, free columbariums?



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