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I feel like I’ve fallen through the cracks on this one!

I don’t know if It can be said that the admin of several large fediverse instances is not on a list that includes “cute hacker android”!

That’s more Kaity than me. Can I be three activists in a trench coat?

As the official adjudicator for this fediverse post, I will allow it




Honestly, i kinda feel similarly. The closest one is goblin, but I wouldn’t even fit that if I wasn’t such a femcel

I keep running into different definitions. But since this is a rare opportunity to ask someone who claims the label, what even is a femcel?

In my case, I just mean an absolute failure of a person who just happens to be a woman



probably the closest one for me is literal cat but also I am not a girl, I’m a dragon and also not a cat.




“Trans girls! Get your trans girls!”
HEY! This is just a cat.
“I can see you my friend, know trans girls.”


going for a mashup of cute hacker android, three communist manifestos in a trench coat, teenage witch, and OH NO A GOBLIN. thats right its OH NO A cute hacker communist teenage witch GOBLIN android.

Ah yes, the classic Saturday morning cartoon, Teenage Witchy Goblin Androids.

Four Androids, and their teacher, Mistress Gender, facing off against their family’s deadly foe, Testo Sterone and his army of assassins, the Balls.





What is “Dusa” ? I fit into the “teenage witch” category personally

She’s a character from the game Hades. Very sweet, cheerful, overly helpful and anxious. Also gets stupid shy and disappears when flirted with

I’d be her if I was more innocent and pure



Also want to know what is “Dusa”!

A character from the game Hades by Supergiant Games




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A cat has scratched this post to fuck



Oh no I am a Target mom… except not actually Target anymore because f**** that company.


OH NO GOBLIN in the streets, literal cat in the sheets.


Hard to tell but i thank i may be Fea who stole your gender… not sure how i feel about that.

You took my AGAB. It’s okay though, I’m much happier now 😄💛🤍💜🖤 thank you!



Second last is def me, also the manifestos


Three communist manifestos is like half a chapter of Das Kapital



Cute hacker (android) literal cat :3


What about the theater kids?

i think i can fit all the theater kids i knew into these archetypes actually



Mostly Goblin with a mix of trenchcoat, cat, and hacker accents?


Fae who stole your gender

I see this as an absolute win, they can have it


Stereotypes are kinda real kinda not, they’re fine so long as people don’t confuse them for actual reality which is far more complex.


Hmmm… I am a lot of things. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა Never fully one stereotype though. I’m fine with it though ≽•⩊•


I sometimes describe myself as a transbian tradwife so I guess I’m on the list.


As a cis guy I can say the 50’s housewives but horny and progressive types I’ve met have all been really cool



Have recently become essentially the second to last one…

Still communist kitty goblin who is kinda hackery though

1950s wife is a wonderful dynamic when done by choice. I’d love to give my my future wife the chance not to need to work

Yeah, not strictly by choice, more I am too disabled for capitalism and got into the culinary arts (I made croissants from scratch without a recipe because I could, and it worked perfectly). Meanwhile my gf is literally cool girl character archetype #3 of just the queer mechanic girl who rides a motorcycle… She is so amazing and I love her and how did I manage to get with her and how am I the top




Nice Cassie missed Mines.


Fae who stole your gender seems cute


Target mom and 50a housewife with a little goblin mixed in.


I’m at least 2 of these things.

That makes you a panstereotype.

A panstereo is a stovetop unit with an inbuilt speaker. So you are also an android who would be popular at parties because you have food and music.

Note that this also technically makes you a Transformer.



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