Hello, Father.

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Hello, Father.

*This one requires knowing the Simpsons scene where Homer is put in witness protection.

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Now listen drugs only make you feel good, but they don’t! Because, um, they’re drugs! So don’t use eye lasers. See below:
This is your Riker

This is your Riker on eye lasers

Any questions?

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No frying egg? I can’t not do drugs unless there’s a stern, balding white guy frying an egg.

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i never said i had a good antidrugs talk, i just said i had an antidrug talk. anyway i’m about to go do some eye lasers, you wanna join?

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You know it. Later on, maybe we could score midichlorians…..

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