Exclusive: Iran deal includes $300 billion fund, more than half of which already committed

Sounds more like protection money.

I just hope it isn’t some scheme to get funds to Russia, I wouldn’t put it past Trump honestly.

But Trump posted that the “300 million” was made up by “dumocrats”

Ugh

So it’s not government money. Just like the ballroom was going to be no government money, right?

The investment fund vehicle contains no government money

Between the time of the negotiators we paid to hammer out this piece of shit and the tax breaks and government subsidies the rich assholes who will be getting the profits from this got, that’s a self evident lie

Can we just send them one of the big tech billionaires?

And there you were complaining about the 1.776 billion dollars! Aren’t you happy now that you no longer have to worry about that small amount of chump change? Trump in action!

I think they got this mixed up with the birthday UFC fight thing.

They’re supposed to pay Iran in fake money, not the fighters 🤣

Maybe we could use all the crypto gains from trump coins to pay? Or use the money Trump’s companies have made since he’s been in office? Feel like the art of the deal is actually getting trump to pay for this and not saddling the burden on the American taxpayer.

Wait wait, does this mean we can just get one of these magic private funds and give the US population healthcare?!