"Man! I wish Elon wasn't a billionaire"

And now my turkey sandwich is a little dry.

Global currency collapse ensues, everyone’s money is now worthless.

When people ask they do as Mr. Beast and claim they’re in debt. When they need a new loan from the bank, they’re asset rich. In actual fact they’re on an elite form of welfare.

Capitalism is welfare for the rich, brutality for the poor.

I mean isn’t he still technically a billionaire having a thousand billions or do these words not work like that?

Never understood why the Monkey paw does not just curl all fingers except the middle one, would make more sense.

See this here, Beep? I knew we had something more in common besides loving comics and webcomics. Three thumbs up.

Should have wished that Elon has no money.

Wish granted hes a trillionaire now

Wish granted. Your 401k are worthless after the bubble popped, and China rules your car markets and gm/ford/ect all filled for bankrupt.

Now hold on, being a Billionaire and being a Trillionaire are not mutually exclusive; in fact, if you are a Trillionaire you are also by definition a Billionaire, so your monkey’s paw hasn’t actually granted your wish!

Idk what you’re supposed to do with that information I just like being a smartass sometimes

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