water rule

They put something init. To make you forget. I don’t even remember how I got here

yes it’s called caffeine

dihydrogen monoxide

It’s big pee, big pee is everywhere man!

Wait until you find out what they put in the food does to you.

Spironolactone?

I hate when people post provocative headlines and don’t give details.

The “something” in the water is called dihydrogen monoxide; in small enough quantities it can be healthy and is even necessary for some people, but too much of it can lead to suffocation and combined with salt can lead to dehydration.

ground coffee beans probably

Is it the hydrogen or the oxygen?

The Vicious Cycle - dakooters

My favorite part of peeing is that you can’t spell penis without pee. Too bad that moron up in heaven didn’t name it a cumnis though, that would’ve been even better.