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You may now kiss the bride.
Glug glug glug
It’s a girl
Are ya sure? With that spout?
It’s called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It’s okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.
Women have bodies
Then how come I’ve never seen one??? Checkmate, you beta cucks.
They called their baby Brita.
The black bud will be thrown away or sold for nothing
The white one will be used by everyone in the office
The “groom” is the same model we have in the office. Now I’m gonna think of it like that forever.
OH FUCK OH SHIT IT’S A WATERCOOLER RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
But what’s on top of the white cooler?
A packet of wipes?
Tell me you just married without telling me you just married.
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You may now kiss the bride.
Glug glug glug
It’s a girl
Are ya sure? With that spout?
It’s called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It’s okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.
Then how come I’ve never seen one??? Checkmate, you beta cucks.
They called their baby Brita.
The black bud will be thrown away or sold for nothing
The white one will be used by everyone in the office
The “groom” is the same model we have in the office. Now I’m gonna think of it like that forever.
OH FUCK OH SHIT IT’S A WATERCOOLER RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
But what’s on top of the white cooler?
A packet of wipes?
Tell me you just married without telling me you just married.