Maybe they are drawn towards the confidence this process makes them feel?

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My boss cheated on his wife with his massage therapist.

It blew up his whole life and now one of his kids doesn’t talk to him and he is rebuilding a relationship with the other child. He also now owns and runs a restaurant outside of his regular job which he runs with said massage therapist. He wasn’t happy in his marriage before but he certainly isn’t happy now either.

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I know pretty much every little detail in movies is intentional, but Margot Robbie with a cameltoe??

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Its commentary on how Margot Robbie’s character Barbie contrasts against Barbie the toy whose genitalia is smooth and chaste, signifying how the character is developing into a real woman opposed to an idealized plastic figure of femininity……. Probably.

To confirm we would have to examine the size and presentation of Kens bulge as his character develops. A moose knuckle in the third act would confirm my hypothesis.

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my guess is they are drawn to anything that isn’t the life society told them to live, they didn’t even want to be someone’s dad. generic hot woman in your area (horny) sounds appealing AND something society approves of? what could go wrong? sounds like a win-win situation in this sea of choices surprisingly lacking in win-win situations, and that’s exactly what i needed right now for a change.

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I would make an image with three eyes to lure people in. Email and text scams deliberately put obvious mistakes in the text, to weed out anyone but the desperate and uncritical.

I wouldn’t get many responses that were not making fun of it; but anyone seriously interested…

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The fake profile knows his worth, okay?

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Facebook in nutchell :

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The scam centers in SE Asia are running gangbusters still. I just read about Cambodia being pressured to take them down, and they gave them a heads up, allowed them to ship their slave workers elsewhere and avoid the “raids.”

There are so many scammers online, especially online dating, it’s unusable. I got on for a few weeks and had 2 fakes try to pig butcher me, and another low stakes romance scammer. Those are the just the ones I didn’t reject before I saw their game.

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Is the algorithm lol

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I will live until I am assassinated by a drone the size of an African Swallow laden with explosives. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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Comments in Memes@sopuli.xyz

Haha my dad got “banned” from fb by the family because of this shit.

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Um. Was her vulva that apparent in the Barbie movie? I didn’t see it…

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I do not know.

Either it wasn’t, or the movie is more engaging than I realize because aside from one scene, I didn’t think about her vagoofer at all.

Yes, I called it a vagoofer instead of vagina, labia, or vulva. (Or as my phone would like me to say, Virginia, Latvia, or Vatican.) Mostly because my wife is mortified by the term, and I like seeing her mortified. I’m going to read this comment to her after work. I will update it to let you all know if she squealed with embarrassment or rolled her eyes at me.

Edit: Elevated reaction, middle of the road on the mortification scale. She tried to hide her cute little smirk by looking away and told me to “shutthefuckup” - said as one word and entirely with love, mind you. When I got to reading the part about reading the comment aloud, she blushed and gently pushed my shoulder telling me to “get outta here”.
She also does not recall having noticed Margot Robbie’s vagoofer.

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Amazing. I asked that question and got the answer to 20 more I didn’t know I needed! You do understand you made me fall in love with your wife, right? I hope you both are deliriously happy together…

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She is pretty cool.

I’m on a tear today, as you can tell by my interaction with my wife.

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Y’all are killing it! Good work.

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You should watch it, it is pretty funny. It’s kind of like the Lego movie, where it is surprisingly good at capturing the ethos of why people like the product instead of just being corporate slop.

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Yep, as an eldergoth man. It was very entertaining and well done. Well out of my wheelhouse but still good.

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That doesn’t answer the question

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It treats itself exactly as seriously as it should have.

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Yes it was, I remember seeing it myself not to mention some kid in the theater saying, “I see her lips guys”.

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Canonically, she doesn’t have any lips. What did the filmmakers mean by this?

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They part like angels wings, to carry her off to her happy ending?

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Unless you’re running Game of Thrones season 6+, most productions have people watch the footage during editing and would notice stuff like this

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Might have to watch it again

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And no one actually answered your question..

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My dad had about 5 women on the go at once, then one eventually nagged him into making a facebook account. He didnt realise how public it was, and they all found out about eachother overnight.

He was a hero for about 2 seconds

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Let’s Not Date did a hilarious troll about this.

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Very poetic ending :)

They vanish one by one. I am left with the ghost of a family that only ever existed long enough to frighten them. My sons! They are lost to me, not to death, but to recognition. I remain here, a mother only in the wreckage of the experiment, watching the door they fled through. And the house is quiet again.

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