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Are ya?

I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.

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Sure you are!

  1. The digestive system is always operating.
  2. Most commonly poop isn’t coming out the whole time we’re on the toilet to poop.
  3. If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.

Therefore, we are always pooping. We’re just not always on the toilet.

Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩

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I’m fucking trying but I’m having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn’s

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Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?

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I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can’t offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.

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Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.

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Sure am. I feel called out!

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Gotta stop.

Ass start hurting 😢

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Fuck man, I’m trying to

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I am also trying to fuck man

Good luck to you

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Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.

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Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy

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According to my very particular standards, you’re a good husband.

Buy flowers.

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