Fancy new WAF

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For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid

my what?

your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid

Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm I guess that sort of was the monitor.. just really big analogue pixels..






Hide a pihole inside that.

Genius as fuck!


I want a pi(e) in my hole too.

I’ve got your 3.14 inches right here.




Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.

OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut

I thought that was our little secret :/




Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.





Nice. Now you can’t reach the Internet.

NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.

Basically my life motto.





No more dusty packets


That’s a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!


Somebody please help that poor black cable, it’s not a 90 degree connector D:


Doesn’t work with asbesddos


After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.


Fancy new Wet Ass Filter


See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.


Your WAF is giving me a WAP

Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?



What percent of viruses does it block?

99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)

I thought heppa filters were only 4 nines. And need to be changed at least once a year

Super special filter.
With extra uptime






Truly zero config WAF



Still, not affected by ../



@WhatsHerBucket a PoE dust bastion is actually a really neat idea.


Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!


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