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Israel planning to use crocodiles to guard Palestinian inmates

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A Salt Lake City police officer changed how the world drives. The search is on for his invention.

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Crews focus on protecting people, property as ‘catastrophic’ Widemouth 2 Fire grows

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Bihar farmer casually walks into police station with a crocodile on his shoulder

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Google Removes New Earth AI Tool A Day After Users Create Fake Disasters

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McDonald’s pulls corn burger in South Korea after customers report finding stones

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Tens of thousands of migrants voluntarily leave after crossing into Spanish territory of Ceuta

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Student rushed to hospital after mistaking fabric freshener for water

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UCLA marmot research lab turns to OnlyFans after funding cuts

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Veterinary hospital employee accused of taking fentanyl from work, replacing it with salt water

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She was set to get married. The night before, she used a tampon to set fire to the Utah church, police say.

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Tarona Taafaki: Boxer lands Tuvalu's first Commonwealth Games medal without winning a fight

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Japanese developer makes “apology game” in which you can spank his butt to make up for delayed release of Spanking Exorcist

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YC founder asks desperate job seekers to tattoo themselves for an interview

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Giants suspend Harrison Bader's pay after he reportedly crashed scooter into fire truck

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Nude man claiming to be Jesus crashes car into Detroit church

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Doctor jailed after getting his own legs amputated for 'sexual fetish,' then making insurance claim

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New Jersey officers dress up as shrubs to catch distracted drivers on their phones

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Arizona Supreme Court: Clergy not required to report child abuse revealed during confession

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Mitch McConnell Has Cosponsored Legislation Since Being Hospitalized

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Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee, police say

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State Dept. apologizing for Africa map that mislabeled every country

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Google pauses AI satellite images, after fears of deepfakes in the sky

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Tennessee law makes it easier to own a pet raccoon

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YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Videos

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Researchers start OnlyFans for marmots after funding cuts

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Man sues for $176 million after swatting attack allegedly left him paralyzed

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Penticton gallery faces backlash after donated art ends up at Value Village

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Even deepfake experts can't tell what's real anymore

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A SpaceX rocket will crash into the moon next week, and scientists aren't sure what to expect

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Adidas apologises for plethora of pink boots at World Cup

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Milei signs decree allowing Argentina to bar or expel foreigners over 'hate speech'

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Scouting America eliminates spaces for gay youth, women and scouts of color at national event

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Russian courts to start hiring law students amid staffing shortages

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Tr*mp and NYT Say There’s a Russian Spy Base in Cuba. Turns Out, It’s a School

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Brawl video puts embattled Detroit police commissioner back in the spotlight

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Terrifying rescue robot comes with instructions to “kill it”

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‘OnlyMarms’: Marmots are on OnlyFans to raise money for research

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Malaysian pilot arrested at Indonesia airport with over 70,000 ecstasy pills

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Denver City Council weighs new ‘slavery acknowledgement’ that would be read at start of meetings

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Some robotaxis approved to operate without steering wheels and losing the brake pedal could be next

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Robotic vacuums swept up in new US crackdown over national security risks

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Man accidentally shoots himself while filming video on how to use gun he just bought

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US government presents map of Africa with every country wrong

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RFK Jr to host new cooking show

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Haley Stevens says $46M in AIPAC funding should not concern voters

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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

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All 100,000+ signatures on Arkansas ballot measure rights petition rejected

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Book returned to Australian library 150 years overdue after man finds it bricked in fireplace

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RFK Jr. launches ‘Real Food Show’ online cooking series

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‘I’ve been ghosted’: Toronto youth open up about brutal job market as 50,000 apply for 720 CNE jobs

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Some restaurants see fewer customers during US cyclospora outbreak

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LinkedIn Introduces a 'Seems Like AI Slop' Button

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Troy Jackson used to troll Republicans in the BDN comment section

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Japanese man arrested for years of guitar noise

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OnlyFans model accused of dating app thefts arrested again

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People Are Considering Catching a Parasite to Lose Weight

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Khajuraho Airport in India has been ranked No. 1 for customer satisfaction— that is because it currently has zero flights.

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A pharmacy chain in Vermont implemented AI for efficiency. It's led to delays, incorrect information and privacy concerns.

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Fetterman Is So Unpopular That He Loses to “Someone Else” by 18 Points in Poll

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Flock's CEO Admits Police Abuse 'Is a Problem.' Then Defends His Company

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Man caused explosion of childhood home after wrongly believing he had been cut out of will

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Netflix Sued For $105 Million After Hard Drive of Unreleased Nicolas Cage Movie Was Stolen From Its Office

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Even in a heatwave, the Swiss don't wear shorts to work

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Australian public library receives book returned 150 years late

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A missing underscore sent innocent man to prison for 18 months

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“Backing Away Like A Coward”: LGBTQ+ Activist Calls Out Sophie Cunningham

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Defence Ministry to accept volunteers in performing arts roles

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Andon Labs finds frontier models lie collude and threaten in vending machine simulation

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U.S. FCC approved giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand'

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'Pooping' concertgoers slammed as 'barbaric' as another musician falls victim

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Bihar Transgender Welfare Board approves proposal to build temple in honour of PM Modi

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Australian voters fined $4 million for failing to vote in 2025 federal election

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Exclusive: RFK Jr. will host a new cooking show with celebrity chefs

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Rotten fish sauce that has long stunk up a small Canadian town is finally being removed

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Montana man hikes out of the mountains to get help after he was impaled by a trekking pole

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TIL that onions are the only agricultural commodity that is banned from futures trading in the US

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NY school pauses $60K AI robot teacher over privacy fears, maker’s sex doll ties

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Man dies in Benton County, Ark., crash after portable toilet falls off truck

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EU targets 1,600 companies in record Russia sanctions package

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Neil the seal's damage bill and management costs revealed

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Pentagon Photo Shows AI Agent Being Asked to Help ‘Create a War’

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Skyrim fan spent almost 2 years in prison because of his nickname, which referred to the Bethesda game

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Mapped: How 6 Billionaire Family Fortunes Fund Project 2025

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Idi Amin’s boxer grandson vows to win gold and be ‘the new king of Scotland’

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School district pauses plan to deploy humanlike AI teacher over manufacturer’s ties to sex bots

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'Machines are collaborators' at this new museum of AI art

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“Clapping Is a First Amendment Right:” An Interview With the Person Arrested for Clapping at a Data Center Meeting

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Georgia first grader with autism suspended for biting sandwich into shape of gun

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AI firms are quietly buying and destroying millions of printed books to train their models

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Comcast store punished low sales by smashing pies in workers' faces, lawsuit claims

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Many of city’s cooling centers closed amid dangerous heat

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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back

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Iran launches 'surprise' missile attack on U.S. base in Middle East

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Heat forces yodelers at annual Swiss festival to sing in fountains

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Vietnamese doctors perform nation’s first successful penis transplant

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Man survives month at sea after mast breaks during solo sail across Pacific

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Three sisters marry the same man in Amroha: ‘We could not live apart’

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Stolen cannonballs discovered inside passenger's bag during airport security check

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Chechen AfD member Noah Krieger creates ‘German battalion’ in Russian army, vows to ‘march on Germany’ after war

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