Final Request - The Jenkins

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Final Request - The Jenkins

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/final-request/

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One last look at the glowing mass that could’ve been so many beautiful paperclips

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Turns out Clippy’s last name was “von Neumann” this whole time

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Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.

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look-at-sunset::: spoiler of-human-race:::

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May wanna edit to.

::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` 
`of-human-race`  
:::
look-at-sunset

of-human-race

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.

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I’m … a … cray … zee

all … for

the

likes

of

you

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It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford the carriage

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For me it was “School days…. School days…. Good old….. Golden… Rule…….”

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Its finally over…

The paperclip presses….

The EMP street wear…..

Its finally all over…

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fn look_at_sunset() {
    loop {
        make_paper_clip();
    }
}
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Universal Paperclips!

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Like paperclips in the rain…

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Only tangetally related, but I’m still gonna drop it here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

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Man, I played through this once. What an experience…

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I think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal

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AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :’(

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Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can’t feel anything at all.

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The Janet defence

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How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai

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At least 3

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Pfft. Amateur.

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Could be more. Maybe less?

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I’m just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.

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Clippy did not die for this

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Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won’t spare any of mine.

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The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.

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I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain’t a comic about me.

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