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wador, wador@lemmy.zip
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But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
Dad JokesYeah.. so she had sex with herself
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No Stupid QuestionsYou could be a blow queen…. Then you get money and food at the same time.
Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
Brand new sentence right there
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
History Memes@piefed.social
“What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.”
AskHistoriansIt does depend on the questions and the answers.
I mean, I could ask something like “how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?” and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots….
Ask LemmyMy mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
Today I LearnedThe full movie Longitude is on youtube.
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
ShowerthoughtsHopefully with no knobs..
Music@lemmy.world
I think they are really good. I like progressive metal like Tool, Karnivool and Messuggah so it’s right up my alley.
I think the costumes and back story is a fun joke. The music is fun too.
I don’t know how else to explain my point. It’s like having a bumper sticker with the text “fuck cancer”.
I mean that I hope everyone understand that it’s bad. Like an absolute bad thing.
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
“What are you doing step ladder?”
Yeah.. so she had sex with herself
?
You could be a blow queen…. Then you get money and food at the same time.
Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
Prevent sexually transmitted diseases in young Catholic boys
It’s a long read, but the pope gets it in the end….
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
Brand new sentence right there
Celebrities who had sex with eachother
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
AI slop…py seconds
A masturbator
So, this is a masturbator according to a Swedish medical textbook from 1918.
“What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.”
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjC3R6jOtUo
Strenghten our children's covenant with Satan
So, I wrote this satirical piece a couple of years ago in a satanic subreddit. It did not go well, which I found ironic and funny. I think the general argument was that it would upset people and also make satanists look bad.
It does depend on the questions and the answers.
I mean, I could ask something like “how was it to be a prophet in Jerusalem around the year 33?” and that would be a good history question. But if I asked how Noah built the ark, I could also ask were leprechauns get the gold for their pots….
My mother never admitted that she was wrong. I don’t want to be like that to my kids or any one else.
I can get defensive, but with some after thought I will admit I was wrong.
The full movie Longitude is on youtube.
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
Hopefully with no knobs..