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New Development In The OJ Civil Trial

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A new development in the O.J. Simpson civil trial this week. According to sworn testimony, Nicole Brown Simpson had told her therapist that she was afraid of getting beaten by O.J. Simpson. Asked why he didn't report this earlier, the therapist said, "I was afraid of getting beaten by O.J. Simpson."
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Attention To The Cause Of Battered Women

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According to a Senate Committee on violence, Denise Brown has done more to bring attention to the cause of battered women than any other person. Well... ALMOST any other person... (Up pops a picture of Hall of Famer O.J. Simpson)
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OJ Simpson Got Custody of His Kids

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This week, a California newspaper revealed that O.J. Simpson was awarded custody of his children mainly because a court-ordered psychological test showed that he is "a loving father." It should be noted, however, that the same test also showed that he was "a loving husband."
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OJ Simpson Defends Marlon Brando

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In England, where he spoke at Oxford University, O.J. Simpson defended actor Marlon Brando's criticism of Hollywood Jews. Later, from his island hideaway, Brando sent O.J. a telegram, which read, "You're not helping!"
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OJ Manning A Lemonade Stand

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In Brentwood, O.J. himself was spotted manning a lemonade stand with his daughter Sydney. Asked by reporters why sales were so poor, O.J. replied "beats me". And then he went back to cutting lemons with a giant knife.
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OJ Simpson Says That Nicole Used To Beat Him Up

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It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.
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OJ Simpson Marketing A Video

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In an effort to raise money for his enormous legal bills, O.J. Simpson this week began marketing a video which attempts to prove his innocence. Should the tape not sell, Simpson has a backup idea: His very own video of the actual murders themselves!
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OJ Simpson Is Running Out of Money

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To illustrate the point that their client is running out of money to defend himself, O.J. Simpson's lawyers said this week that... If he had to do it over again, after killing his victims, O.J. would now rob them as well.
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Potential OJ Jurors Fill Out A Questionnaire

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Potential jurors for the O. J. Simpson case were asked to fill out a seventy-five page jury questionnaire this week. In the entire state of California, only one person got a perfect score: Chow Ming Woo, who after the trial plans to attend Cal Tech.
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Defense Suffers A Setback in 2nd OJ Trial

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In Los Angeles this week, the defense suffered a setback in the second O.J. trial, when Simpson was ordered to turn over a secret videotape which lawyers say contains proof of his guilt. What's on the tape? The first O.J. trial.
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Kato Kaelin On Rivera Live

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Yesterday, on "Rivera Live", ', Kato Kaelin made the startling admission that he now thinks O.J. Simpson is guilty. Although authorities suspect this may just be part of an attempt by Kato to crash at Fred Goldman's place for a while.
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This Week In The OJ Simpson Trial

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This week in the O.J. Simpson trial, after grisly photos of the murdered Nicole Brown Simpson were shown in court, O.J. turned his head away and wept. It was at that moment that he realized... he would never be able to kill her again.
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OJ Simpson's Lawyers Skipping Hearings

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O.J. Simpson's lawyers have decided to skip hearings on DNA evidence, and go right to trial. Asked why they did this, the lawyers replied, "We want to get OJ acquitted as speedily as possible, so he can get back to doing what he does best: Killing people."
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It's Finally Official

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Well, it is finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California.
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OJ Juror Axed

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Oh no! O.J. has struck again! How about that? Not a good thing.
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OJ Simpson On Why He Didn't Commit Suicide

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In dramatic testimony this week at his civil trial, O.J. Simpson said he didn't commit suicide only because, quote, "My mother told me you don't go to heaven if you kill yourself." Oddly, his mother did say, quote, "It's okay to kill other people."
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Dimissed OJ Simpson Jurer Jeanette Harris

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Dismissed O.J. Simpson juror Jeanette Harris revealed in interviews this week that the jury is torn by dissension, and is already divided into two camps: Those who think he is guilty. And those who are really, really stupid.
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Was OJ Simpson High?

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Was O.J. Simpson high on speed the night of the murders? Absolutely not, said defense attorney Johnnie Cochran today. And a simple test of any of O.J.'s blood found at the crime scene will prove it.
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Why OJ Didn't Spend Mother's Day With His Kids

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Arriving back in the U.S., after his week in London, O.J. Simpson was asked by a reporter why he hadn't spent Mother's Day with his children. A visibly annoyed Simpson replied, "Idiot. I didn't spend Mother's Day with my kids... because I killed their mother."
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The Pope Came Out With A Book

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The Pope came out with a book this week. It contains a series of essays examining faith and morality in today's secular world. And the changing role of the Catholic Church as it approaches the twenty-first century. The book is entitled, "God Himself told me that O.J. is guilty."
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Johnnie Cochran Puts On OJ's Knit Cap

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In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin' hat!"
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OJ's Sworn Deposition

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In a sworn deposition this week, O.J. Simpson claimed that he never, ever beat, choked, or hit his ex-wife with a closed or open fist. Luckily for O.J., lawyers forgot to ask if he'd ever cut her head off.
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OJ Manning A Lemonade Stand With His Daughter

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In Brentwood, O.J. himself was spotted manning a lemonade stand with his daughter Sydney. Asked by reporters why sales were so poor, O.J. replied "beats me" And then he went back to cutting lemons with a giant knife.
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More Bad News for OJ

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More bad news for O.J. This week, Harper Collins reached an agreement with the Brown Family, to publish his late wife's diary. Especially troublesome to Simpson is this final entry: "Dear diary, I have to run now because O.J. is here to murder me." (big laugh from the crowd) ... and also, the guy who returned my glasses. I think he might murder him too."
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OJ's Mom, Eunice Simpson

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According to O.J. Simpson niece Terri Baker, when O.J.'s mother, Eunice Simpson, first heard about the slaying of Nicole Brown, she exclaimed "He did it!" Reached for comment, O.J. said, "My mom was just guessing. I hadn't even told her yet."
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OJ Says Nicole Beat Him Up

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It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.
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Al Cowlings Now Has A 1-900 Number

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O.J.'s pal Al Cowlings now has a 1-900 number. For $2.99 a minute, Cowlings will tell callers that O.J. is innocent. And for $3.99 a minute, he'll try to do it without laughing.
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The OJ Civil Verdict

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As the O.J. civil verdict was announced, Nicole Brown's sister Denise Brown told reporters, quote, "I feel ecstatic." While Johnny Cochran said, quote, "I accept the verdict, and now we must move on." Meanwhile, Kato Kaelin said, quote, "Please God, don't let it be over.
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Johnnie Cochran

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It was revealed this week that defense lawyer Johnnie Cochran once abused his first wife. In his defense, Cochran said, "Hey, at least I didn't kill her, like some people I know."
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Weekend Update's "Most Romantic Valentine" Contest

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First place in Weekend Update's "Most Romantic Valentine" contest goes to David Delaferra of Kearny, New Jersey. Mister Delaferra, who works as a fireman here in the city, climbed the ladder of a firetruck up to the third floor office window of his girlfriend, Alexandra. There, with a dozen roses and a wedding ring, he proposed to her in front of all her co-workers. Congratulations, David. And coming in last place... for the third year in a row: O.J. Simpson.
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Twelve Angry Men For The OJ Trial

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Remember "Twelve Angry Men" the classic courtroom drama? Well, the first film about the O.J. Simpson case is in the works. It's entitled, "Nine Angry Black People, Two Scared Asians, and a White Guy Who Hasn't Spoken Since Rosa Lopez."
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OJ's Attorney Robert Baker Argues That There Were TWO Killers

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O.J. Simpson defense attorney Robert Baker argued today that a dark spot in a crime scene photo was a, quote, "mystery shoe print," suggesting that there were actually TWO killers. O.J. hopes this will support his theory that he did not act alone.
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OJ Simpson's Brentwood Estate

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O.J. Simpson's Brentwood estate officially went on sale this week, with an asking price of 3.9 million dollars. According to realtors, some of the home's highlights include a newly renovated gourmet kitchen, and a luxurious master bathroom - with separate sinks for "Murderer" and "Murderee."
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Kato Kaelin Now Thinks OJ Is Guilty

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Yesterday on "Rivera Live", Kato Kaelin made the startling admission that he now thinks O.J. Simpson is guilty. Although authorities suspect this may just be part of an attempt by Kato to crash at Fred Goldman's place for a while.
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New Lead in the OJ Case

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Two hours after the O.J. verdict, L.A. police had their first solid lead in the hunt for the real killers. A new witness has come forward who saw three men, fleeing the crime scene the night of the murders. Police have released this sketch. And would like to hear from anyone who has seen these three individuals.
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