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Micheal Jackson & Debbie Rowe Become Parents

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On Wednesday, Michael Jackson and wife Debbie Rowe became the proud parents of a seven pound, ten ounce baby boy. Asked about the baby's appearance, a family spokesman said he has Debbie's eyes, LaToya's mouth, and one of Michael's noses. (A decent laugh from the crowd here. Although they don't realize that Norm is simply setting them up for the second, much bigger punchline...) And according to his dad, the three day old boy is a regular chip off the old block. In fact, he has already molested a one day old boy.
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