Coinbase lays off nearly 700 workers in 'AI-native' restructuring

Coorperate translation: we hired too many people and now out bussiness had a small downturn so we are firing people and pretending it has something to do with AI.

Armstrong claimed he’d seen… non-technical teams in the company are “shipping production code”

Oh yeah, that sounds good.

Looool oh the Find Out period on these is gonna be real funny