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SpacePanda
renegadespork“Are they checking me out or did I activate their uncanny valley?”
AiricaYes.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder15 seconds after seeing her and you’re already mentally marrying her and having kids with her. 😮💨
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful, it’s true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don’t know what to do
‘Cause I’ll never be with you
Sundray
mycodesucks
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No
Do u ever brush up against…
That’s why I wear a short skirt and long sunglasses.
Wait fuck double wait I think I like them this way
Ha in high school yea. now I’ve talked to enough of them to know they’re thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.
Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they’re like ‘I was just looking at this tree.”
Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.
Nah I’ve got 0 hottie permanence
Hotties come and go but homies are forever. Remember that kings. 👊🤙🤟🫵✌️🫰🫦
Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.
gotta love me some grey sweatpants
Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than “damn, are those new?” and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants <superman pose> are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You’ve better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅
I never knew the grey sweatpants thing until I was a grown man and bought a pair of grey yoga pants that were cut and styled like slacks. They may as well be a miniskirt for all the attention they’ve garnered for me when I leave work wearing them
What is this wizardry you are speaking of? I demand sauce!
I got them from a company called betabrand. Sadly they only do small crowdfunded runs of products and I believe they don’t make men’s clothing anymore, so I cannot lead you to the magical yoga slacks
Oh, you can lead them to said magical snack slacks, you just can’t make them any. 😁
Preach. I can’t recall another article of clothing I’ve left the house in that’s ever inspired complete strangers to, unsolicited, suddenly inquire/comment on the “nice breeze today”. Are grey sweatpants some sort of secret code between meteorologists?
I’m living proof that people out there are horny enough to fuck 1’s. You can do it, virgins. I believe in you!
I’ll take a funny 5/10 nine times out of ten. If she makes me laugh hard enough she might as well be a super model anyways. On an unrelated note I think I might be a little face blind.
Amen. I think I’m maybe a little face blind, or maybe I just really like quirky faces.
A friend actually pointed out to me that I tend to find more distinct faces attractive.
I’m not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)
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Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something’s not clicking and deletes you?
That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send
Nah, never happened to me.
No….
Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.