Murderer!

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tumblr post. two images of a charmander cake, there's a candle in hit tail. user fantomeheart says "the only acceptable birthday cake" user inuis replies "so when you blow out that candle you'll be killing that charmander happy birthdat u sick fuk"
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Do you want me to eat a live charmander?


I mean, you will cut a chunk out of it right after, so this feels like the more humane way to murder it…

Yeah, like I’m bout to eat the guy, it would be way worse if he was alive



The Charmander is made out of fondant. This is for their own good.


Snuffed out, if you will


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