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Trump drops unintentionally risque ‘threesome’ quip about himself, his sons and nation’s top military honor
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I don’t think this was “unintentional”. He wants to fuck his kids.
Aatube
kurmudgeonMight as well. Trump already raped actual kids. Might as well rape the ones that he created that still act like children.
marxismtomorrowHave you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.
I mean seriously I’m not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it’s not great to look at. 
ViviHere’s the original image before being altered
Carighan MaconarWhen the other comment confirmed the first image was doctored I didn’t imagine the real one looked basically just as bad. 😆
diabetic_porcupine
Holy shit that’s what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that’s a walking naked mole rat
The Velour FogI hate having to sound like I’m defending him, but I’m 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.
The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren’t great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.
∟⊔⊤∦∣≶Literally ripped straight from an article on his ‘glow up’ from a teenage 80’s movie villain to an adult 80’s movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might’ve edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don’t know why they would edit those features to be even worse.
Is that a real “before’ pic of him?
Edit: Okay, I had to look up what he really looked like when he was younger. Well played, internet stranger.
TrickDacy
WytchEvery time this fucker says “I’m allowed to” I want to throw up
He sounds just like a four year old bragging about rudely taking something from someone and then proudly declaring that they’re allowed to.
Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur … they’re the only father and son pair to receive our nation’s highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome
MaeveIt’s even funnier because “neither of whom have served in the military, like him.” 💥👏👏👏
As the audience gasped, he quickly pivoted to suggesting giving just one of his two sons
Dementia Man doesn’t know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?
bcgm3A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.
That’s not “risque,” it’s fucking putrid.
I always figured his relationships with his children were transactional.
There’s no end to Donny’s depravity.
Seriously though, how do people serving in the military feel about handing their highest honor to capt bonespurs, beavis and butthead? Anyone know a guy who knows?
quick_snailShine a flashlight in one of his ears and you’ll see light coming out of the other.
Ignoring the threesome thing, Trump is desperate to give himself every award he can think of. I think he wants to be one of those dictators whose dress clothes are covered in medals.
As always, Donald Trump is all show and no substance. America would have been far better off had we just decided to leave the Presidency and Vice Presidency vacant for four years.
He dodged his military service, that should make him ineligible
pressedhamsIm sure that caveat would stop him. You should write him a letter.
How does the US ever recover from this clown show?
Whatever credibility, honour, dependability, integrity, or decency it had, has been systematically thrown out the window and steamrolled Worldwide.
No matter who comes next, the whole thing is irreparably tarnished now.
dan1101A month or two of normalcy will make people forget about all the brazen bullshit happening now. I just hope we get there.
Americans yes. With Biden I was so happy I didn’t have to wake up every morning to see what bat shit crazy thing the president had said the day before.
The rest of the world… and the fact we fucking did it twice no less… it’s gonna take a decade or more to trust us again. Maybe more.
CharlesDarwinI hope we do not forget about all the crimes involved and that everyone involved in this crime family and maladministration is hounded by the legal system and given proper punishments, though.
SomeonelolWe got 4 years of relative stability and recovery with Biden but Americans quickly forgot the reason they moved away from Trump and thought they needed to go back to the racist pedophile kleptocrat dictator because “Sleepy Joe” and “muh economy”. I’m not at all confident the US can recover because this country is determined to go fascist one way or the other.
Snot Flickerman
This guy is just aching to give out utterly meaningless shiny trinkets to himself and his family.
JFC, I guess the billions are not enough for this assclown and his crime family.
I have never seen someone who is so in desperate need of praise. At this point it’s gone past pathetic.
4gramsSo, in other words, he is definitely going to give himself and his sons this award, and the republicans will happily go right along with it.
TryingToBeGoodthis always comes to mind with this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coronation_of_Napoleon#/media/File:David_-_L’Empereur_Napoleon_se_couronnant_lui-meme.png
Is the painting supposed to be a subtle jab at Napoleon with the original depiction of Napoleon crowning himself painted over? Or is that genuinely a change in composition?
dunno; wikipedia does say that he had to change some things in the painting at Napoleon’s whims.
Tinpot dictator doing tinpot dictator things. Gonna end up dressing up like Idi Amin or Gaddafi by the end of this…
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