Man claiming world’s smallest penis says he’s booked enhancement surgery after public’s help

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/05/micropenis-man-to-get-surgery

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Tumescence: Tumescence is the quality or state of being tumescent or swollen. Tumescence usually refers to the normal engorgement with blood.

I hope they can get him 2cm long while Tumescent after!

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Coming out to say you have the world’s smallest penis to raise awareness and body acceptance for men with small penises is actually kinda big dick energy.

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A solid point. (Pun intended.)

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Well it’s getting there

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I was tempted to post this in ‘Uplifting News’ as a joke.

But I think it belongs here.

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someone cross-posted it there :D

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This pleases me.

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Yeah, just a little.

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Idk homie ya could end up like elon

Fucked up cock with a bunch of nerds metaphorically sucking you off but never physically

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Came here for an Elon joke, was not disappointed

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Enhancement to make it even smaller? That would be funny :D

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Not sure that would be called an enhancement in such a case 😅

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Depends on you and your partners kinks i guess

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Fuck this guy. He sends unsolicited dick pics.

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To people who publicly make fun of it.

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Smallest peni in the world?

South Carolina, USA

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