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All of our main sources of energy are nuclear energy.

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When people stop calling you old man, you probably are an old man.

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Pee generally gets dirtier when it goes into the toilet.

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Life is so fragile, yet so abundant.

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The influencers of the world don't hold the title of influencer.

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We all already have a complete PS6 physical collection.

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The letters P, O, R, N would all be connected in the alphabet if it wasn't for the letter Q.

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AI is an excellent servant, but a dangerous master.

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It’s acceptable to call a child you know “little man” or an adult friend “big guy”. But “little guy” and “big man” are usually used derisively and wouldn’t be used to describe your friends and family.

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With everything you read about in history books, you had an ancestor alive in that time period witnessing it happen.

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Everything is limited edition.

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I'm the slow npc my dog has to follow.

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Can't remember the last time I witnessed a butterfly in person.

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A distant ancestor decided to try sharpening things, and then everything changed.

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We tell dogs off for rolling in poo, but wear perfume with ingredients like Civet and Ambergris in them.

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People who move to a new state (in the USA) sometimes underestimate how hard it is to adjust to life there.

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Cartoons/anime spend less time in production even though they're fully illustrated compared to heavy CGI movies.

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Every slang term in existence was invented by a single person who had no idea whether it would catch on.

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If ghosts kill people and those people become ghosts too, that's basically reproduction.

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Something deep inside of us makes us feel the urge to share our private thoughts to random strangers on the internet.

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In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in your room, with no clue who you were.

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The defining trait of ignorant people is self-assuredness. Their narrow, obscured worldview makes them feel secure in their misinformed opinions.

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Women don't want children anymore because the village that used to raise children is essentially gone. You're on your own these days.

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I wonder if dogs in non-english speaking countries automatically know the native word for "squirrel"?

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To guarantee a child's right to education, we first deny their right to refuse it.

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A picture is worth a thousand words, but some words are worth a thousand pictures.

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Boxing rings have corners like boxes, not rings.

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"You can't just let AI do your all your homework" is probably this generations version of "you won't always have a calculator in your pocket".

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One day, when physical coins are phased out, cosmetics and toiletries companies are going to have to stop describing 'dime-sized' and 'nickel-sized' amounts of product.

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In the AI-laden far future, you'll have to receive consent from your dildo and/or fleshlight.

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Soon there is going to be a video game with AI non-playable characters that are so life-like it sparks an ethical debate about killing NPCs in video games… and that game is probably going to be GTA.

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For states, cities and companies, people are like cells in multicellular organism.

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“Noun” is the only part of speech that can describe itself.

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Automatic folding side mirrors make it easy to find unlocked cars.

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It is surprising how many people need glasses to see clearly given how important eyesight is to our species survival.

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In the Toy Story universe, "the toys are alive" is probably a popular conspiracy theory.

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We're technically living in post-apocalyptic world because the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs was an apocalyptic event.

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If you've spent more time listening to your favorite song than it took them to produce it, you probably need a new favorite song.

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Quantity of friends means nothing one way or another. Even the very worst people have people.

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People who believe in jinxing something suck the joy out of life’s small happy moments.

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Fish have no fear of heights.

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Your whole life could be a long salvia trip and you'd never know until the trip ends.

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If you find difficult things easy, you are either very smart or very dumb.

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Cost for everything has gone up for years, but a roadside bundle of firewood has always stayed $5.

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If two people disagree about whether two other people look alike, they may be focusing on different parts of their faces.

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A person who was born in 1999 and made it into 2001 lived through two centuries and two millenniums before they were even 2 years old.

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Parkinson’s disease must be especially tough for people that only communicate through sign language.

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People in the wizarding world probably think it's hilarious that muggles are freaking out about AI use of dead peoples' likenesses, since they've had those talking portraits for centuries.

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If the King had used doctors instead of horses, Humpty might have lived.

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You can store food forever if it is going close the the speed of light and you are not. Therefore everybody should have a large accelerator in their homes instead of a fridge.

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Gen A artists are learning to draw from AI art.

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Why someone hasn’t yet made an Artificial Intelligence chatbot called Gore is astounding.

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Blood is only one of the four humors, so presumably, there are bile-sucking and phlegm-sucking vampires out there.

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Products should come with changelogs like software updates, showing when the formula, materials, manufacturer, or company changed.

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Muscle-fit t-shirts are the male equivalent of push-up bras.

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The idea that video is authoritative evidence is obsolete.

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When we were young, we wanted to grow up. When that happened, we were told we look young, and you wanted to look older. When you finally grew old, you thought “How does growing old look like this?”

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I've never felt more like a criminal than walking into a movie theater trying to sneak food in.

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Maybe modern orcas don't attack humans in the wild because their great great grandparents associated us with easy food back when whaling was in much more common practice.

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The universe has already experienced your death from the perspective of light that’s billions of light-years away.

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The letter m should be said as double-n.

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People who spend a fortune on one hobby often can't understand why someone else spends a fortune on a different hobby.

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Evolution should've made all the boring every day tasks to stay healthy feel as good as when you clean your ears.

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The person who invented the undo button probably needed it more than most people.

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Friends meeting up at one place create a human LAN party.

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It's envying to see a nice house from the highway, until you realize you can see it from the highway.

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A footballer can start a World Cup final as a substitute and end it as the player history remembers most.

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The growth-maturity moment, of boys/men needing to run to the store for feminine hygiene products, has largely been eliminated by self-checkout.

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Civilizations started from kids running away from home.

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Comparing Armageddon (1998) and Don't Look Up (2021) shows how mindsets have changed over time.

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1 ply toilet paper folded 3 times is 8 ply toilet paper.

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Bedbugs must have been so happy when people invented beds.

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We know humans experience time at approximately the same rate because of how approximately close our reaction times are.

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Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera.

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Why don't soccer goalies have giant afros to help stop the ball?

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"1% better every day" forgets to mention the constant burn out after day 100.

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Book signings are the adult version of waiting in line to meet characters at amusement parks.

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People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GTA IV by mistake.

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Ghosts who walk through walls and doors, are struggling with walking on the floor or sitting down on anything!

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If the 30th of February was a real date, it would be very popular for dentist appointments.

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Fish see air like we see water. Only inverted.

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Trees built a fully renewable system for food, climate control, carbon capture, and ecosystem balance before humans discovered fire. They even minimized movement by offloading their expansion to a...

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Original Title: Trees built a fully renewable system for food, climate control, carbon capture, and ecosystem balance before humans discovered fire. They even minimized movement by offloading their expansion to animals. Despite all our intelligence, we’re still nowhere near that level of sustainability.

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Nirvana and Mamma Mia both use the same font in their logos.

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What if (some of) the side of road accident memorials are fake?

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AI doesn't yield, it constantly challenges you.

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Anyone who recommends you "fake it 'til you make it" rarely warns that once you've made it, you're still faking it.

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The lawnmower-wielding Grim Reaper of suburbia is being replaced by automation and AI.

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Can we please get millions of internet people to all simultaneously synchronistically at the same time all around the world exclaim six seveeen at once? Like can we please set a time (maybe June 7...

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Original Title: Can we please get millions of internet people to all simultaneously synchronistically at the same time all around the world exclaim six seveeen at once? Like can we please set a time (maybe June 7th at noon EST) where we all simultaneously chant six seveeeen and then go back to our daily lives ?

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Spotify should have a free subscription with gym playlists only. It should be called SPORTIFY.

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What if there were multi-year school yearbooks that covered your whole run? i.e. Grades 6-8, 9-12, etc.

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If nobody could lie, torture would be an amazing way to get information out of someone.

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We are going to need more data centers for all the AI posts protesting data centers.

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The smarter technology gets, the smarter the criminals have to be.

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This is the first NBA finals where the only cleanly shaved bald guy is white and everyone else has long hair.

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There are probably hundreds of thousands of people who achieved an obscure world record but were lost to time because no one ever knew it.

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The metaphor of having computers do "mining" fits much better to how we attempt to extract value out of an LLM.

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The better an army, the less they benefit from bravery. It may even hinder them.

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In the current world, the wealthy top 1% of people can do all the things the 10% whistleblowers warned and are concerned about, because of the rest ignorant 89%.

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Would a baby raised in an environment of people speaking with autotune only develop an autotune accent?

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If AI is used to replace human workers, usage should be taxed as if it were human.

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