Why is the poop happy?

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It makes me sad to see it smile.

What if my poop is angry or sad?

F*ck this shit. ☹️

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WAIT A MINUTE.

That’s very Japanese etc etc yes but

IT EVEN MADE AN APPEARANCE IN DRAGONBALL RIGHT?! I think there was an arc or story or just an even shorter segment in which Goku meets a few of Dr Slumps characters! And the poop is pink? Possibly on a stick, held by Arare? Oh my… This was such a blast to the past.

Thank you for making me feel better 🤣🥰

it did yeah! in my translation of the manga it was in the art section at the end so it’s probably not canon, but it was in there



Hmm shame, Moustache and Neuron would have been nice

I would totally use this one if it was available

https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2025/25259-emoji-squinting-face.pdf

I thought it said shitting face

I would be ok with that too

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Really, “poop” should be a combining modifier, so you can use it to make a poop version of any emoji.

https://xkcd.com/1813/

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My poo is unhappy right now. That’s why I’m in the hospital.

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Oh no… Like IBS? Anyway, I hope they patch you up proper!!!

No. Immune issues, SIBO, Bile acid problems. Nothing easy to solve unfortunately. Enteral formula doesn’t digest anymore. Not good. Thank you for the support. I have almost nobody to help.




It’s… It’s chocolate soft serve

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Does anyone else hear classical music?

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F*ck this shit.

PHRASING!

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Why is it anything? Poop shouldn’t have a face.


That poop probably grew up in the 1970s when people like Leo Buscaglia were more common role models.

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Yaaay a smiling poop with the values of the 70’s… Please remind me, had the postwar hubris calmed down by the 70’s or was there another decade left before the bubble popped?

Edit: I will never forgive myself for missing that “popped/pooped” opportunity…

Post war? Buddy, we were already onto a new war! Because in the USA, you’re nrver post war. There’s always another war tomorrow.

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a horizontal video cropped into vertical 💩



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