defed: threads (and commemorative cocktail recipe!)

now that threads is starting to federate, they sure as fuck aren’t with us

threads.net commemorative cocktail: - glass: old fashioned (lowball) - pour hard cider from red apples until glass is 3/4ths full - top with 1 shot of bourbon - smoke glass with cherry wood - garnish with sliced lime, or add lime juice to taste - drink and meditate on what AOL and then Google did to usenet