RetroFedCreativity (Art by Hatwolf)
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Love the tagline. “making the impossible merely inadvisable”
It would be less expensive if the people who gather the raw materials didn’t mysteriously lose their virginity in the middle of their trips.
Send committed sluts to gather the materials. No need to worry about losing your virginity if it was gone already to begin with 😜
In case you were unaware, in some versions of unicorn lore they’re only visible to virgins ;)
Okay yeah, that complicates matters. A lot.
“Making the impossible merely inadvisable” - poetry!
Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?
Either way I want it
Both.
Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.
(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)
Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in
Turns out, it’s both!
What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What’s going on there?
From the original post.
I’ll take 20
hurk