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This is an actual facebook post by Domino’s
PhantaloonsI thought we hated corporate marketing, now we’re doing their jobs for them?
We do, but its also a quality shitpost.
LeFrog
da_cow (she/her)Would you mind providing a link?
horn_e4_beaverYou’re right. They couldn’t pay me to eat one.
I’m always curious about the dominos hate.
I get Domino’s from time to time. It’s the closest ‘fast food pizza’ to me (about 50m walk) and I don’t find it any better or worse than the other chain pizzas.
50m in another direction from me is wood fired Neapolitan pizza place that also makes decent pizza but it’s a different thing entirely for me. Sometimes I want one, sometimes the other.
I think it comes from their quality in the early 2000s. It was quite bad, but sometime in the 10s that changed their recipe. They’re now my favorite of the chain pizza restaurants.
Or maybe the European dominoes still sucks. I’ve only had the US
They’ve definitely tweaked the recipe over the years. They used to be soo bad. Now they’re alright, but they aren’t a good deal unless you use their app, so most of the time I just don’t bother.
At least here the website has a coupon section. Usually there’s a large 1 topping pick-up of $6.99 or $7.99
No need to download the app, but they do hide it a bit like all pizza places do
Their pizza is as “good” as a frozen grocery store pizza but often twice the price or more. You are always better off finding a local mom-and-pop.
It’s very location-based for me. The dominos in my hometown is still good last time I checked. But the one near by me doesn’t give a shit about anything, and I can tell. Ordering from them is the on\y time I’ve ever opened up a freshly cooked pizza (still hot) and smelled rancid, rotting chicken. Absolutely fucking disgusting. So that location is burnt to me, until I see a sign about “new ownership/management”, but there are others I enjoy. It’s technically a franchise, but most locations are not owned by individuals but by a regional corporation, afaik.
edit And yes, it’s cheap-o greasy pizza, one ladder rung above lil ceasars (which is one rung above cardboard). But when I’m high as shit at midnight on a friday, it hits just right.
I never believed they could improve on their pizza but I was wrong.
I mean UK likes bland food that tastes like sh. Domino’s makes bland and sh** food its like a match made in heaven or hell whichever one has bland food. \s
hakaseThis is an ad.
AppoxoA kind of based ad. Sadly.
if I must see an ad, I’ll take based over whatever shillslop they make otherwise. As few and far between I see any examples doing that
houndeyes
Its a joke now but just wait they’ll figure out a way to sell us the idea of pizzas one day
Bilb!Man, if I could download the experience of having eaten a pizza without actually having to digest it… I might.
SpookyBogMonster
Jo MiranANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86
Do they accept photographs of my money, or will I have to phone them and jingle some coins at the handset?
Photograph of your money of course. For the jingle of your coin, they need to give you the smell of the pizza in exchange.
zero cal pizzas, finally
less filling tho
why are we posting ads to meme communities now
I believe this is satire, since PlayStation has announced they will move to be digital-only (if you go on any gaming communities on Reddit it’s filled with these style of posts)
Shut up, brand.
It’s satire about how PlayStation is going to go diskless (digital only), which a lot of people are very upset about. If you go to the PCMR subreddit or similar gaming communities on Reddit, you’ll see a lot of this there too about a variety of brands!
Finally. The culmination of the plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVV95JQcWhg
This ‘improvement’, will make this company fall like dominos.