The Tiny Problem That Could Bring Down Trump’s Giant UFC Birthday Bash

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“The White House UFC tournament’s biggest problem might be just a few millimeters in size.

The UFC is hosting its America 250 celebration on Sunday, June 14—Donald Trump’s 80th birthday and Flag Day—on the White House’s South Lawn. But in an unexpected turn of events, bugs are likely to be the major opponent during the executive mansion’s first ever cage match.”


I grew up in the vicinity of DC, and yeah, gnats and mosquitoes and those flies that bite can be such a huge PITA when doing anything outside for much time in the summer.

You can spray something like OFF all over and it’s only the most mild of deterrents.

Maybe the White House can complete the total white trash vibes and get some of those bug zappers and put them all over the place. Only thing missing would be a few dogs tied up outside and some cars on blocks.


Perfect. Let’s hope for rain.. lots and lots of hard, steady rain.

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Latest forecast predicts rain around 8pm, right when the first fight is scheduled to begin

This would be so delicious.


If Trump got struck by lightning, I would be so fucking happy.




is there still a chance of a tornado??



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