New developments in the pentagon

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New developments in the pentagon

Sources say they’ve been close for decades

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Be careful, those generals can teleport you to a random Waffle House at any moment

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When/if he ever comes out of this blackout, he is gonna be very confused.

Like, I just imagine he’s been doing the “super size me (with whiskey)” bit for at least a decade now, you pretty much have to be to be a Faux News host

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tN7HlenTmA

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“Whaddya mean ’not qualified’?! Morgan’sh a a a captain! Says sho right there on both bottlesh.”

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Hoorah for General Guinness of the Dublin Boozaliers

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Tbh I’d also make Morgan my advisor. I always get the best ideas when he’s around

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Come on now. You know hes spending our defense budget on 18 year scotch

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To be fair, Pete Hegseth dying of alcohol poisoning might improve the state of the US military. Money well-spent if it does.

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Probably the only member of the orange cabinet that prefers their vice to be over 18.

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No promotion for James Beam?

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This isn’t a promotion. Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels have rarely been so maligned.

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