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Online Review by 'Michael': Five stars "Very good gay bar!". Reply by 'Church of Scientology of Los': "Hello Michael, We are not a gay bar."
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four months to deny it?

They had to do some soul searching and experimentation first to be sure.

They have also been busy fighting off invasions pf little people.





I didn’t know they were singing about scientology, but it all makes sense now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg


That’s not what Tom Cruise thinks.

He may have been gay once, but that was the thetans talking, and since he went OT-10000+ clear, he has been above such things.

(In Scientology, being gay is a bad thing, largely because Hubbard wasn’t gay and any divergence from how he was is by definition a bad thing. And like all bad things, it’s caused by the ghosts of dead aliens who were blown up with H-bombs in volcanoes and then made to watch bad films for an eternity.)

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE


Sounds a bit like the back story for MST3k


It’s almost like the religion was made up by a science fiction satirist.🤔




You are now!


Happy Pride, Scientologists!


Let’s start a war!


Very “who says I’m gay?” “you are gay” energy lol https://youtu.be/u1f0MWuX55g


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