Double If You Find My Keys

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talvin-muircastle posts an imaginary conversation between a client and professional thief. Client: OK, this is the target. THe back door will be unlocked. THe place is a mess, the person there has ADHD off the walls. Find these documents and bring them to me. Professional Thief: Right. What do I do if they come home and find me there, how you want me to handle that? Client: Nah, won't happen. I'm gonna sit at the coffeeshop until you call me, I won't be home. Professional: What? Client: What?
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Double if you find my keys

So I can lock the back door again.


Wait, I can arrange stuff like this? Fuck yeah.


ohwow that also took me a - a real hot minute, about 3 minutes infact.

wooowie.

for anyone who didnt get it within 5 mins

they want them to find the docs in their home - but ohboy its messy… and they dont wanna do it themselves

Probably not that they don’t want to, it’s just that their executive disfunction is so severe that they can’t



It took me a sec lol


Now I found the perfect profession for me. I’m good at finding things and I like to work without anyone around me

100 bucks an hour?

say no more, I’m in

I’m really bad at those things but I’ll do it for $50





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