Double If You Find My Keys

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talvin-muircastle posts an imaginary conversation between a client and professional thief. Client: OK, this is the target. THe back door will be unlocked. THe place is a mess, the person there has ADHD off the walls. Find these documents and bring them to me. Professional Thief: Right. What do I do if they come home and find me there, how you want me to handle that? Client: Nah, won't happen. I'm gonna sit at the coffeeshop until you call me, I won't be home. Professional: What? Client: What?
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Double if you find my keys

So I can lock the back door again.

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Wait, I can arrange stuff like this? Fuck yeah.

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ohwow that also took me a - a real hot minute, about 3 minutes infact.

wooowie.

for anyone who didnt get it within 5 mins

they want them to find the docs in their home - but ohboy its messy… and they dont wanna do it themselves

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Probably not that they don’t want to, it’s just that their executive disfunction is so severe that they can’t

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It took me a sec lol

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Now I found the perfect profession for me. I’m good at finding things and I like to work without anyone around me

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100 bucks an hour?

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say no more, I’m in

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I’m really bad at those things but I’ll do it for $50

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