Vibecoding Challenge 2: The Five Feathers (Spring 2026)

Okay, previously, on Awful, we established that vibecoding can’t produce working compilers. Let’s try some other side projects of mine. I have important stuff to work on and a deadline, so I’m not matching these projects with my own submissions. Instead, I’ve laid out a psuedo-objective rubric and I’m going to say that par is 10/10 points.