More than 100 passengers on US cruise ship sick from suspected norovirus

Listen, I too like the concept of a cruise- but we clearly can’t have them. They’re too bad for the environment and our immune systems, plus they exploit the hell out of their staff. It would be cool to have a resort that travels to different landmarks or brings you down to Antarctica, but we obviously aren’t responsible enough for them.

Let’s just stop.

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