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You wasted a lesser soul gem, it would have fit in a petty soul gem.

It’s officially been so long I forgot which game that was even referring to and had to Google.

And my last playthough must’ve been nearly a decade after the last installment came out.

I actually never played the original reference and my frame of reference is a mod in Minecraft that lets you capture stuff in lesser soul gems. Lol




Plot Twist: The air fryer doesn’t work because Charlie’s soul refuses to “brown” anything.


I put his soul in the body of the black man he was pretending to be with his alt account.

The fake alt account will use the enchanted air fryer to cook fried chicken and waffles.


Wait, did this actually happen? Did he not notice he forgot to switch accounts or is this an edit?

Fake edit: I can’t find anything definitive either way, but most likely an edit?

Everything i saw points to this actually happening

I found someone posting this image as early as April 2020. https://x.com/ANeonGreenCity/status/1251762077347328001 The only reason I’ve been able to think of that would suggest this wasnt real is that every photo of this tweet seems to be the same exact screenshot circulating around. Other than that, I saw one person on Facebook say they actually saw it live.

So I’d say its kinda undecided but I feel like if it was real there would be more varied screenshots of the tweet, ones with different dimensions and in different themes.

Anyway, here’s another screenshot I saw, just as ambiguously real:





This is extra funny if you know Elder Scrolls lore and that a human soul can’t fit in anything smaller than a black soul gem (which is the “largest” soul gem possible), so this implies that Charlie wasn’t human. Or even very powerful.


I thought human souls require black soul gems?

I bet he’d hate that 😁

Silly you, he’s not human



You have cursed yourself to an eternity of soggy fries

Convince me otherwise

Should have used the Ben Shapiro soul gem for dry fries.



clearly

you don’t own an air fryer


extra layer to the joke, in Skyrim the souls of people are always considered “grand”. “lesser” souls are the souls of animals or monsters of level 4-15, including wolves, giant spiders, and trolls

And for humanoid souls you need a black soul gem,



That would be the first time his life benefitted society


Ringo Starr traded me Charlie Kirk’s soul for the Elfstones, which is why the former Beatles drummer is the current Bearer.


I’m surprised it would even take a whole lesser one




Oh shit its actually that “must die”


It wouldn’t fit in anything bigger than ‘petty’ and we all know it.


Rofl should use it to power something Kirky would despise


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