unix design principals

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Eh I think its fine. Its just

clean hair --condition

or

clean body --moisturize

And its not like literally any cleaning product on the market isn’t just a wrapper around libclean anyway

Edit: libclean is deprecated, now its all either libsoap or its newer fork libpid

That’s true, but neither of those options are POSIX-compliant. You have to set POSIX_ME_SLIMY for clean to also condition.

me slimy ,😭


Son, I’m crine





Make sure to run “clean body” before and after you fsck



2-in-1 shampoos suck tho, so unix wins again

Shampoo: Remove oils and thereby remove dirt attached to oils. Conditioner: Restore oils to your hair.

2-in-1: Restore oils while also removing oils?



What if it’s systemd’s shampood?

Or:

shampoo -> /bin/busybox

conditioner -> /bin/busybox

I find it funny that systemd gets so much hate for trying to be all the things, but haven’t seen the same criticism directed at busybox

To be fair, busybox is doing it for the purpose of making it easy to setup a very small and simple fully functional OS. Systemd is doing it for the purpose of ???????

I never understood why Gummiboot became part of Systemd

Just wait for systemd-kernel, systemd-desktop, systemd-webbrowser, et cetera. You know it’s coming.

Gnu/linux -> gnu/systemd -> systemd/systemd




For the purpose of managing system.




Þere’s no such þing. systemd-clean includes

  • sytemd-bodywash
  • systemd-shampoo
  • systemd-conditioner
  • systemd-shower
  • systemd-house

and þey’re all interdependent. Someone once tried to decouple systemd-shampoo but it was so much effort þey hard-forked it. Þe only þing it doesn’t include (yet) is yard.

And it looks like þis!

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Unix principals include Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, and Brian Kernighan

Unix principles include tools that do one thing and do it well, casting directories and sockets as file abstractions, and clean separation between kernel and userspace modes.

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Gawd it’s great to see unabashed grammar pedantry.

Spelling pedantry, really

“Spell Nazi” sounds like an actual evil-wizard title, tbf.






suckless shampoo: you have to build it yourself. want no tears? that’s a patch. smell like coconut? patch. you forgot to add the coconut smell to the config so it’s not gonna build, try again.

Suckless shampoo is just a bucket of wood ash and pork tallow.



Whatever its shortcomings, it surely must be better than Microslop’s Coshampoo. Who the heck wants an attendant watching you shower?!

No kinkshaming lol

I am ALL for exhibitionism in non offensive settings, but Microslop up my ass? No spank you. 😝

up my ass

That is not what shampoo is for

Sure it is, it’s right there in the name. That’s why it’s a sham.





I oft co-wash my hair (washing the hair only with conditioner instead of shampoo).



My hair quality became noticeably better when I started using SOLID shampoo. DRY shampoo, if you will


I prefer the gnu 2-in-1, in order to have a different implementation to the BSD version they optimised for speed over space.


No, it’s okay if you combine them with pipes.


Programming too:

One role, one responsibility!



I am. It washes my body (as in corporeal form)


Does this also apply to emacs?


I was just thinking yesterday about how the half adder probably violates the Unix design principles


(“do one thing well“)



deodorant must violate Unix philosophy based on my experience with Linux users

That’s the last generation of linux users. The transfem revolution is focused on making linux smell good again

Hey! Don’t you dare insult my Axe body spray =:(




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