Monsanto: Corn! Yes that’s the answer! Mutant corn!
Mexicans: No! Don’t ruin our corn that our ancestors carefully designed for us by artificial selection! Don’t ruin it with actual DNA editing! We want our color variations the most!
Monsanto: So black corn? Ok black corn it is! The side effects of black corn may include…..black corn kernels in your poop, cancer, food comma, cancer, eye cancer, colon cancer, stomach cancer, mouth ulcers, mouth cancer, nose cancer, brain cancer, bone cancer, other types of cancer. If cancer, don’t forget to cancer as many cancer cancers as you can cancer. Of your doctor cancers your cancer Monsanto is not responsible for the cancer. Additionally cancer cancer cancer cancer the black corn with a wet slightly humid towel before consuming. Remember! Cancer first!
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Would one replace this corn bone with a blood sausage?
Corn on macabre would have been better
But no one wants the corn on yacabre.
How about you suck macabre.
Corn on the maCOBre
That’s just regular corn after the grill has had a flare up
So THAT’S how raisins are born
BBC in your mouth
Colada morada
Monsanto: Corn! Yes that’s the answer! Mutant corn!
Mexicans: No! Don’t ruin our corn that our ancestors carefully designed for us by artificial selection! Don’t ruin it with actual DNA editing! We want our color variations the most!
Monsanto: So black corn? Ok black corn it is! The side effects of black corn may include…..black corn kernels in your poop, cancer, food comma, cancer, eye cancer, colon cancer, stomach cancer, mouth ulcers, mouth cancer, nose cancer, brain cancer, bone cancer, other types of cancer. If cancer, don’t forget to cancer as many cancer cancers as you can cancer. Of your doctor cancers your cancer Monsanto is not responsible for the cancer. Additionally cancer cancer cancer cancer the black corn with a wet slightly humid towel before consuming. Remember! Cancer first!